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Mugging The Old & Infirm From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(966 days old)
Hello, Apologies for my disappearance. I was eaten by a lion on my way back from work a couple of months ago and have only just reconstituted myself from lion-poo distributed over a wide area. I… more
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Yes? From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1258 days old)
Hail! It has been a while since I knew how to type. I realised last night that it had been over two weeks since I had seen letters. They were written in blood on the walls of my last flat. I think … more
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And another From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1436 days old)
Here is my friend Gert: He's pretty disturbed but he loves animals. There's something about their innocence which appeals to his tortured soul. … more
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The Indulgent Laughter of Traitors From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1436 days old)
Here's my friend Andy. He is a well-known liar and deceiver. Here he is pictured texting some new and outrageous mendacity to a poor innocent. Mark how he smiles and laughs as he patches yet m… more
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Holland From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1436 days old)
I went to Holland this weekend and this was the sunniest it got. Still, it's not as though I am used to anything much different. We stayed in Amsterdam and I got pretty whacked from the moment… more
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Celebrity Agora From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1441 days old)
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The News From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1441 days old)
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An unusual sight From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1442 days old)
I came across this object outside a church in Krakow, Poland. The people of Poland are very holy and I guess they worship this. … more
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Britain's Most Hated? From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1442 days old)
This guy is probably one of the most unpleasant individuals in the country: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4479404.stm Hard drugs, paedophilia and attempted murder - he seems to have b… more
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The Right to Rock From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1442 days old)
Here's a new idea: playing rock music is not a right everyone has. Rock music is the music of alienated youth. It is the music of rebellion, frustration, anger and passion. It is not music that middle… more
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Celebrity Corner From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1443 days old)
If you want to catch up with the latest vacuous shit from the lips of la grande fica follow the following link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4474006.stm She doesn't say anything that… more
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The World of Balls From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1444 days old)
Simon Jordan's column for the Observer is always intersting and polemical. This week he's having a go at the mollycoddling of players, check it out: http://football.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column… more
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The New Dark Age is Upon Us From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1446 days old)
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Norwegian Black Metal From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1446 days old)
Inspired by this morning's story on the BBC website I did a google check for something decent which summarised the whole Norwegian Black metal scene in the 90s. The following is pretty good: http:/… more
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Death metal murder From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1446 days old)
Hey, I love this stuff. Check out the article on BBC news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/this_world/4446342.stm Glen Benton is one of the stupidest members of a scene which isn't charact… more
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The world of films From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1446 days old)
There was an article in yesterday's Telegraph about a tide of gay films sweeping Hollywood. At the time I read the article I assumed it was just the usual Telegraph-whipping-middle-England-into-righte… more
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George Best - the latest From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1447 days old)
After my post yesterday Georgie boy briefly drifted back into consciousness (the first time since the early Seventies apparently) at which point I thought that the neverending media obsession with him… more
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War, Information, Media, Ideas From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1447 days old)
Lots of big words there but the lines between all these things are becoming very blurred and today's news story in The Guardian adds to the confusion - it seems as though the Americans had plans to de… more
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Jonny Wilkinson - my kind of loony From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1448 days old)
Check out the article in today's Guardian: http://sport.guardian.co.uk/rugbyunion/story/0,10069,1647862,00.html Standout quote for me was: "He still tries to live by a strict code in which he im… more
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George Best is dying - so fucking what? From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1448 days old)
So George Best is "desperately ill" according to doctors. And? I fail to understand why the continual ill-health of a man who hasn't contributed anything at all of interest for the last 30 years shoul… more
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Autumn's sweet melancholy From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1452 days old)
It's a great late Autumn afternoon in London - the sky is amazing. It's the kind of afternoon when you should be lazily wandering through a beautiful park, sweeping up small piles of dead leaves wit… more
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Ted gives it to you straight From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1460 days old)
I have been reading Anna Karenina this past week and am less than a hundred pages from the end. I have thoroughly enjoyed the novel and am impressed as ever with Tolstoy's brilliant understanding of t… more
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Thought for the Day From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1461 days old)
A thought from my old friend Felix von Satan: "What man doesn’t find himself thinking almost every day ‘are these people my foes then after all?’ Yes, we all know that we have enemies but their ide… more
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Meanwhile, at the Court... From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1461 days old)
GREETINGS! I bring news and gifts from the bounty of King Ted's royal court. He sends us this Sacred Cow, made from purest cotton, to protect us from Nuclear Armageddon. And this Noble Elephant, ble… more
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Books from Space #1 From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1462 days old)
I think of Ted's Place as a place where different people will air different views. I'd call it a virtual symposium or internet salon, if that didn't sound so shit. Instead, I just call it Ted's Place.… more
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Ted's Crypt of Rays From
Ted05
in Ted's Place
(1463 days old)
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