Ted's Place

In response to: "Mugging The Old & Infirm" 836 days old
by HektorRevisited [Member]

Ted, Ted, we want you back. You are warm and kind and you have a smile that is nice. Ted. more…

In response to: "Mugging The Old & Infirm" 856 days old
by ohlala007 [Member]

The story sounds a bit surrealistic… or entirely sur.

I like you show the photos of your friends. May be some day we’ll see your photo too.

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In response to: "Mugging The Old & Infirm" 873 days old
by eggbod [Member]

Did you once have a fetish about beer cans?

You must live in a posh part of town. All twanglers in my street would never consider a poop-scoop more…

In response to: "Mugging The Old & Infirm" 876 days old
by rexpansive [Member]

LOL!! :-D more…

In response to: "Mugging The Old & Infirm" 966 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro

People who walk cats should not be trusted. People who are imaginary and carry poop-scoops with them are the work of the devil and should be exonerated.

I must say this weather has been quite diverse. Nice and sunny one week, freezing cold the next and finally snow and sodding hail coming down like the veritable clappers. I wonder, wi more…

In response to: "Yes?" 1250 days old
by Ramzi Nohra [Visitor]

at long last.
Have you been in Khiam prison?
no doubt nobly holding out against the Zionist torturers, frustrating them with your iron will, etc etc more…

In response to: "Yes?" 1262 days old
by  [Visitor]

Respoone, you infant encyclical. I am felt moon with oaf at the bejasper'd renglical.

Woof woof, Hektor. more…

In response to: "Yes?" 1263 days old
by  [Visitor]

Ahoj, the laughing goat. It is bespering to see you. I am all oversaxon'd with joy.

Kind refraine.

Hektor. more…

In response to: "An unusual sight" 1338 days old
by browserd [Member]

lol, made me have a giggle! more…

In response to: "And another" 1380 days old
by avrilo [Member]

About time you updated this blog innit? more…

In response to: "And another" 1415 days old
by traynool mcbint [Visitor]

gert looks as cheery as i've seen him in a long while. have his piles cleared up? happy new year, ted. you should come round and write down every word i utter again, soon. more…

In response to: "An unusual sight" 1427 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

That is what happens if you try to push a camel through the eye of a needle. Poor fella !!! more…

In response to: "And another" 1427 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Bitten by a wasp is more apt.
His face shows heat from the bite, a wasp it is.
A cute pic. more…

In response to: "And another" 1428 days old
by  [Visitor]

He looks a little like that Scottish actor......his name escapes me though....was in Four Weddings and a Funeral (did that whole funeral speech thing)...

Anyway. He looks like him after a badger has bitten his arse. more…

In response to: "The Indulgent Laughter of Traitors" 1439 days old
by Twengen Gartrule [Visitor]

I am Mr hands. Mark this and respect the fengward ringing. The Cymbaline. Woof woof. McT more…

In response to: "Holland" 1440 days old
by Ted05 [Member]

"Two Meals Ted"
or "Fat Cunt Ted"
would be good nicknames. more…

In response to: "Holland" 1440 days old
by Ramzi Nohra [Visitor]

two meals an evening is good though.
It's not often you get the chance to do that. more…

In response to: "And another" 1440 days old
by Ramzi Nohra [Visitor]

Is anyone innocent to the Gert?
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In response to: "The Indulgent Laughter of Traitors" 1440 days old
by Ramzi Nohra [Visitor]

let all such traitors hang more…

In response to: "An unusual sight" 1440 days old
by neilemac [Member]

Nothing like a hung black Pole but this one appears to have been spent.
Must have been a "hot time in the old town" that night! ;->
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In response to: "Death metal murder" 1442 days old
by hun_sen [Member]

barry said:

"nowhere in the Bible is it actually written, 'And ye shall arm yourselves to the teeth and travel to the Middle East, smiting any Jews ye may encounter on the way, and knock seven shades of shit out of the Muslim horde.'"

but what the bible actually does say isn't all that different:

Deuteronomy 7 more…

In response to: "The News" 1442 days old
by Alexa1000 [Member]

lol good clean fun? more…

In response to: "The Right to Rock" 1443 days old
by Barry [Visitor]

Ted, this is nothing short of genius. Funny, trenchant, well observed. I admire it, and you. So does KarenF, it would appear - KarenF, it seems that you (like me) keep coming back to this particular blog. I will have to check out yours.

Well done Ted. You are probably a great guy (though with a slightly worrying penchant for wea more…

In response to: "The News" 1445 days old
by HectorHamulec [Member]

"...lost my wings..."

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In response to: "An unusual sight" 1445 days old
by HectorHamulec [Member]

Quite so, Ted. I have been locked in a cave and will not be out until morn. CRIVENS. more…

In response to: "Celebrity Corner" 1445 days old
by Ramzi Nohra [Visitor]

Oldfrapp more…

In response to: "The Right to Rock" 1446 days old
by KarenF [Member]

I think you should go further: metal is not the sort of music middle-aged men should be allowed to *listen* to either. I'm normally all for freedom of expression, but there comes an age when it becomes painfully sad. It's for their own good (ooops, I bet Tony Blair uses that excuse too). Let's take away their anoraks while we're at it.

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In response to: "An unusual sight" 1446 days old
by Ted05 [Member]

It's a lusty dimension of solid metal, that much is certain. About the size of a baby's arm. more…

In response to: "An unusual sight" 1446 days old
by HectorHamulec [Member]

Most tuberous.

Kind regard.

Hectoire IV. more…

In response to: "Celebrity Corner" 1447 days old
by KarenF [Member]

Madonna and Michael Jackson and people like that are stuffed because they never get to hear the truth about themselves. As soon as anyone tries to give it to them straight, they are dumped.

Must say, the funniest thing Mads came out with recently was that stuff about how she was rarely hired from dancing auditions because she was 'too more…